Today’s Lesson for Red Sox Fans: Counting

by Mike on February 21, 2006

in Sports


For the first time in your lives Red Sox fans, you know what those shiny things on Mr. Steinbrenner’s fingers are. They’re called World Series rings. You get one of those when you win the World Series. Please notice that Mr. Steinbrenner is wearing World Series ringS. That “S” is to indicate the plural of “ring”. You see, Yankee fans under the age of 88 have experienced more than one World Series victory and unlike you, we look forward to several more.

For the record, Mr. Steinbrenner could not wear all of his World Series rings because that would be quite a workout. You see, he has four others at home.

Oh yes, the lesson.

Yankees———– Red Sox

1923—————–1903
1927—————–1912
1928—————–1915
1932—————–1916
1936—————–1918
1937—————–2004
1938
1939
1941
1943
1947
1949
1950
1951
1952
1953
1956
1958
1961
1962
1977
1978
1996
1998
1999
2000

Which side has more? I can’t really see. Mr. Steinbrenner’s bling bling is blinding. Oh yeah, it won’t take us 86 years to win another one. Enjoy the season.

Thanks to Newsday for the photo

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