The cooling is part of the warming

by Sal on March 6, 2006

in Politics

A freak snowstorm recently hit the Sahara desert. Of course, we all know that this happened because of Global Warming. Logic dictates, of course, that warmer weather will cause snow.

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matt March 7, 2006 at 7:23 am

Of course. The warmer weather causes the ice caps to melt causing the water to get colder causing the air to get colder causing another ice age! We’re all going to die!!!


Mike March 7, 2006 at 9:18 am

until the theory reverses itself a few years later.

1970: Global cooling is the problem.

1980s-1990s: Global warming is the problem

Today: Extreme cold and warm spells are the problem

I think bad science is the problem.


Chris March 7, 2006 at 10:40 am

If AlGore’s predictions are correct (I mean c’mon, he’s AlGore, the smartest man who could have been president) we have less than 10 years left before the earth cooks…so let’s live it up!!!

If you believe this one then you’ll believe that her highness from the state of New York isn’t a liberal.


Ryan March 8, 2006 at 3:10 pm

I vote for bad science!
I have a liberal friend who’s remarkably transparent on this issue.

When it’s 50 degrees in January: look, indisputable proof that global warming is here! To echo Matt, “We’re all going to die!!!”

When it’s -5 degrees in January:

What about the apocalypse? I want an apocalypse! If I have to drive a Yugo, I want some fire and brimstone!


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