Sequels Just Aren’t the Same

by Mike on April 7, 2006

in Anything Else,Politics

Gary Dodds (D-NH), candidate for Congress recently crashed his car into a river. Dazed, he wandered off. Thankfully he was found alive. This story of a Democrat politician driving a car into the water is not nearly as outrageous as the original.

No party, no young woman who wasn’t his wife, no death, no contrived alibi, no coverup, no family name to hide behind, and thus far no allegations alcohol was involved. Sequels just never measure up. Thank God this one didn’t.

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Ryan April 7, 2006 at 9:08 pm

In other news, a certain rare breed of Cape Cod Orca was also detected from the distinctive mist of its blowhole today in Congress right in front of Arizona Senator John McCain (D). Reports indicate they were talking about amnesty, but it was unclear… it was shortly after lunch.


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