Republicans Cause Hurricanes

by Sal on June 12, 2006

in Politics

At least that’s what former President Bill Clinton said today. I suppose we Republicans also cause Earthquakes, Cancer, and the flu.

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Ryan June 14, 2006 at 4:14 pm

All of the following are absolutely true:

-The earthquakes in Pakistan last year were caused by the CIA trying to force Bin Ladin out of a particular cave in which we know he is hiding.

-The recent earthquakes in Indonesia were caused by Karl Rove’s secret earthquake machine.

-Bush had the CDC create the bird flu to mess with Asia’s economy.

-Of course, Bush brought out Newt’s old hurricane machine last year to divert attention away from the Plame case.

-The KKK got permission from Scott McClellan to use the hurricane machine to hit Nawlins last year– the Klan gets one good hit every five to ten years down South so they had to make it count.

I say let BJ Clinton keep talking. He’s an ass talking to other asses who long for the good old days when the Dems controlled the White House but lost just about everything else.


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