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by Mike on June 15, 2006

in Anything Else

The daughter of a former American President and her normally reclusive significant other were spotted at a popular West Village hangout a little over a week ago. My unnamed source reports that this former first child, whose father was famous for getting himself into sticky situations and whose mother we do not name, had quite a fiesta before skipping out on the bill. Shame she couldn’t dish out a few pesos, what with her six figure salary and all.

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Ryan June 16, 2006 at 1:56 pm

She Who Must Not Be Named’s daughter seems to be living up to her liberal roots. I supposed it’s everyone else’s charge to pay for their spirits and good times, but the Princess seems to have that above-the-fray attitude of entitlement that other libs have.

If she’s not careful, she’ll stay a bitch like her Mom. Maybe she can stay married to a “degenerate bum” to enhance her political career too. That, or she can delve into unabashed white-trash-dom living off the trust fund like a real limosine liberal.


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