Hippies or Hicks?

by Ryan on October 7, 2006

in Politics

File this one under “anything else,” but apparently there is a child in this world whose name is literally ESPN Montana (after Joe) Real. Supremely ardent Red-America football fans or free-wheeling granola-suckin’ weirdos ready to potentially damn their child to eternal freakdom? Either way, it brings me back to something my 11th Grade English teacher at BHHS used to say in between stories about a kid named Cheese:

“There are two things in this world you are not responsible for as a child– your looks and your name. Everything else is your fault.”

Poor kid. Read the article– apparently he’s not alone!

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