Congratulations Elisabeth!

by Ryan on August 10, 2009

in Anything Else,Media,Pop Culture,Rhode Island

Congratulations to Elisabeth Hasselbeck on the birth of her third child yesterday (not the child pictured above)!  She’s by far the classiest gal on “The View,” articulate, talented, passionate, conservative, and she’s from Rhode Island which make her sentiments even more amazing! 

Being conservative and from Rhode Island is kind of something all us contributors at AOR know about well.  It gives Elisabeth a level of respect few others from Little Rhody enjoy because we know how tough it can be to have conservative values living in the Socialist Utopia People’s State of Rhode Island: where the largest employer in the State of Rhode Island is the State of Rhode Island, where second grade teachers in Jamestown had their students put condoms on bananas a few years ago, where fourth grade teachers in Providence instructed their students about Indian genocide rather than Columbus founding America, and where by fifth grade all students can repeat the mantra “Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for regular people” in their sleep.  I’m not even going to talk about the high school Elisabeth went to! We get it.  We get Elisabeth.  We understand. 

So, keep on keeping on, Elisabeth, and congrats on the new baby!

Leave a Comment

You can use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Previous post:

Next post: