Don’t Just Sit There — You Could Die!

by Ryan on June 9, 2011

in Anything Else,Culture,Pop Culture,science

Catering the need-to-be-perpetually-freaked-out-crowd, scientists released a study indicating that a sedentary lifestyle isn’t good for you.  In fact, sitting around too much could even be as dangerous as smoking

Maybe next they’ll say a non-sedentary lifestyle is good for you.  At least in most cases, anyway, because you always hear of that random heart attack someone gets while exercising.  I guess exercise could kill you too!  Is exercise, perhaps, as dangerous as smoking?  Someone should look into that.

I should have gone into science.  Maybe then I could publish a study on the effects of repeatedly banging one’s head against a wall and its connection to headaches and bruising.  Who knows, I might find out one day that repeatedly banging one’s head against a wall may even be as dangerous as smoking.

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MoogieP June 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm

More like as dangerous as voting. Wall-head-banging is definitely similar to voting.

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Ryan June 12, 2011 at 6:01 pm

Voting was like that in my home state of Rhode Island! At least in NJ there’s a second party.

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