Patrick Kennedy — The Newest Addition to the Jersey Shore

by Ryan on July 27, 2011

in Anything Else,New Jersey,Pop Culture,Rhode Island

I thought I moved away from Rhode Island — away from those insane drivers, away from its hopelessly broken economy and politics, away from its hodgepodge of mentally handicapped voters, and most importantly away from the Kennedy’s!

Unfortunately, it was not to be.  Former RI Congressman Patrick Kennedy married a Jersey-girl and plans to move to Brigantine, NJ, on the shore in South Jersey near Atlantic City.  Little Patches moving down the shore… ugh.  However, Jersey’s big enough and he’s south enough that I might not hear anything about him.  One can hope.

Not for nothing, but putting a “recovering” drug and substance abusing Kennedy within 20 minutes of the biggest, wildest casino action in the Northeast does not bode well.  I’m just sayin’ Southern New England is boring and more safe for him.  He should go back.  Please.  Go back.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

rightonoz July 30, 2011 at 3:51 am


America put a recovering drug and alcohol abuser in the whitehouse (GWB)

Just stirring!


Ryan July 31, 2011 at 5:10 pm

And look how that turned out!


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