It’s December 21 — You Have 1 Year Left!

by Ryan on December 21, 2011

in Anything Else,Pop Culture

December 21, 2012.

One year from today.

The Winter Solstice.  The end of the ancient Mayan Calender.  The end of Chinese cycles, global cycles, sun and moon cycles, etc.

Potentially, the end of the world as we know it.

You have one year…

…to make money off saps who believe that stuff means anything!  What are you waiting for?  There’s only 366 days left to mooch off the gullible, weak-minded, easily-swayed sheeple waiting to be fleeced with outrageous harbingers of doom!

However, if the world really does end that day, I’ll apologize for my disbelief as I’ll likely be being vaporized in the Rapture, or drowned in a massive tsunami caused by an apocalyptic meteor, or murdered by my toaster which happened to wake up grumpy that day.

Yet, I have a hunch that aside from the entertainment cults always provide on potentially auspicious days, we’ll all be generally OK.  I’m serious though about the fleecing — a market opportunity awaits those willing to take it!

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