Collectivist Trick or Treating

by Mike on October 31, 2012

in Comedy,Politics

Except for our friends in New Jersey, where I think Ryan is still without power, tonight is Halloween.  That means kids will be going door-to-door to collect candy from their neighbors.  On the surface, it sounds like a perfect day to train our little ones to be liberal, what with the going around with your hand out all night.  But is it really?  Trick or treating only happens once a year, and the kids actually have to go out and get the candy themselves.  The more work you put in, the more candy you receive.  But what would happen if liberals were in charge of the festivities?  I think that question is best answered by our favorite conservative comedian, Steven Crowder:

With our schools acting like indoctrination factories, it’s essential for parents to teach their kids lessons like this.  Crowder is going to be a great dad one day.

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