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Captain Obvious

Don’t Just Sit There — You Could Die!

June 9, 2011

Catering the need-to-be-perpetually-freaked-out-crowd, scientists released a study indicating that a sedentary lifestyle isn’t good for you.  In fact, sitting around too much could even be as dangerous as smoking!  Maybe next they’ll say a non-sedentary lifestyle is good for you.  At least in most cases, anyway, because you always hear of that random heart attack [...]

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Newsflash: Iran May Be Making a Nuclear Bomb!

February 18, 2010

I know, I know!  It’s so shocking and such a surprise — news that just seemingly appeared from nowhere! Mind the sarcasm, but Captain Obvious strikes again:  the IAEA has just released a report indicating that it seems like Iran is making a nuclear bomb.  Hans Blix was nowhere to be found in the report, [...]

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