February 10, 2009I watched the Chosen One try to reassert his manhood in front of already mind-numbed media groupies on TV for 62 minutes last night. How do I know it was 62 minutes? He started scolding us at 8pm and I stopped squeezing the stress ball at 9:02pm — two minutes into the latest episode of 24! That’s when my [...]
Read the full article → December 6, 200875 years ago yesterday, Americans in their infinite wisdom repealed the Eighteenth Amendment ban on alcohol. Some came to call the anniversary of December 5, 1933, “Repeal Day” so that we could celebrate the joys of being able to celebrate more fully in a free society!
The 18th Amendment was the only Constitutional Amendment in our [...]
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